Okay...So there's this thing, yeah? And this thing, it has these things as well, okai? And this
thing with the things will make all you hardcore german press go "I zoo notz thinkz thiz is very goodz!"
The credits end, bringing
you face to monolithic-face with Cameron's Nose...Just as he's about to sneeze. And we all know what follows:
Cameron sneezes, and the camera quickly cuts to show the Earth, all points and angles, as the apacolypse begins. The
first image is that of Halo being destroyed, which then cuts to a city being destroyed. Title waves strike. Ice
bergs collapse and the White House explodes is a shower of interns, presidents and a stack of magnificent porn.
And that's when the meteor strikes.
Now, this meteor chose to strike at a conveniant time; as it grew closer, humanity was pitched in a battle
against a killer-bacteria that infected humans and turned them into zombies. A handful of survivors were able to fend
off the zombies, using inate survival skills and an uncanny understanding of Agricultural Science.
Anywho, after the meteor hit, it released it's own killer plague, which fought the other bacteria in an unholy germ war.
Earth will never be the same. And to this, what does the hardcore german press have to say; those who were smug
in their judgement of this low, this indie film?
Simply put, my friends, you will all respond
with a resounding "voooow".